“I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.” -Henry Miller I’m Jake. I like things.Tumblr (3.0; @thelightfromacake)http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/<p>Hey I know I haven&#8217;t been on this thing or posted in a while but check this out! It&#8217;s a four song EP that I wrote and recorded in one weekend. You can download for free if you&#8217;d like, but if you like music stuff take a look and see what you think.</p> <p><a href="http://strictagnostics.bandcamp.com">http://strictagnostics.bandcamp.com</a></p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/26309004408http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/26309004408Sun, 01 Jul 2012 20:11:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxswj96NDf1qha1blo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>One day till Boston asdlkfjwqeprui;asdfj FINALLY. Can’t wait to be back</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15841173503http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15841173503Sat, 14 Jan 2012 14:56:04 -0500bostontriumphant return<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvaz77rAn1qbqbbto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>the best/easiest to break into graveyard ever</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15355987633http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15355987633Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:47:08 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxb0mjDqDX1r7g110o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>9 days left until Boston. Can’t wait to finally get home. </p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15339740209http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15339740209Thu, 05 Jan 2012 04:19:39 -0500bostonhome<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx1a6cYfhp1r9ngamo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I love shows about people who are all bad. Bad kids. Bad parents. Everybody’s bad and it’s great! This show is the best of bad people being shitty to each other and they’re related so it makes it even better! I can’t stop watching it. </p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15232599001http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15232599001Tue, 03 Jan 2012 02:42:51 -0500malcolm in the middle<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5respbvx1qjsj02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15170726207http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15170726207Mon, 02 Jan 2012 01:30:28 -0500velociraptorraptorexpecting<p>The beard is back in full effect. How I love it so</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15052867802http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/15052867802Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:22:47 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_14682549205" src="http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14682549205/audio_player_iframe/thelightfromacake/tumblr_lrucroUa631r1wbrt?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthelightfromacake%2F14682549205%2Ftumblr_lrucroUa631r1wbrt" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>hahaha drunk freestyle from months ago featuring me, Lazy Pete and YUNG GUNNA (sam mertz). do it up, cuz you know i got the gwop in my fist</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swaggsongs.tumblr.com/post/10455223901/another-rap-from-the-infamous-night-at-our">swaggsongs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Another rap from the infamous night at our friend’s house… JAKE STRAIGHT MURDERS THIS SHIT!!!! “Everybody know I got the gwop in my fist!”  Beast. Here is his tumblr… <a href="http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/">http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/</a></a>.</p> <p>Peter also raps and I believe Nicky B has a solid bar and I try to rap. Hella funny night. SWAGG</p> </blockquote>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14682549205http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14682549205Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:56:54 -0500freestylerapgwopgo hardkilling it<p>Does everyone else&#8217;s mom think that Ellen is unconditionally funny despite what she actually says or does?</p> <p>This seems like a phenomenon relegated strictly to moms but I want to figure it out.</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14478104791http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14478104791Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:15:36 -0500ellenmoms<p>Over the last three months I&#8217;ve had an absolutely astounding time in Europe. I never in my life expected that I would see such amazing and diverse places, have any of the ridiculous memories that I now have, or meet so many incredible people that I would have never known despite the fact that they go to the same school as me. Ten cities and eight countries later, I feel like I&#8217;m only on the cusp of what the world has to offer, but can now see it&#8217;s vastness after only having experienced a small portion of it. I feel blessed and satisfied and changed in a way that I never thought I would, and I can&#8217;t wait to see what&#8217;s ahead for me and all of the new and amazing people that I now have in my life because of this trip. Each one of them made it the time of my life that it was, and I couldn&#8217;t feel happier. </p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14207956900http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14207956900Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:47:42 -0500Kasteel WellEurope<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvj3wa5q9E1qaeibdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The unfortunate Matt Garlick and myself with staches, and a very dark Michelle with crazy hair you can’t see</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14207729321http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/14207729321Wed, 14 Dec 2011 02:35:51 -0500personalamerican nightfriends<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvis03e5du1qjsj02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Consider exciting and scenic Clackamas, Oregon as your next vacation destination if you want to have a super shitty and lame time. </p> <p>Experience THE BEAUTY. THE MAJESTY. </p> <p>CLACKAMAS.</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/13585176912http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/13585176912Thu, 01 Dec 2011 05:04:50 -0500clackamas<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhn2kFCZQ1qjsj02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/12635408468http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/12635408468Fri, 11 Nov 2011 03:47:08 -0500old maneurope<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luepww4zqr1qjsj02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Everybody’s pissy. An eleven foot cluster lacking the camaraderie communities foster and the breakbeat drumbeat bleakly repeats our bleating, “I GIVE NOTHING! I ASK FOR EVERYTHING!”</em></p> <p>You gotta check this band out. Their shit is FREE!!!</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/12562878340http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/12562878340Wed, 09 Nov 2011 13:55:44 -0500kudrowjeff rosenstock<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltmwjaT59m1qjsj02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11913871498http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11913871498Tue, 25 Oct 2011 14:25:58 -0400Ice Cube<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltaipkUM8E1qb8hx7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How can you occupy a land where the air is poison and the ground burns the skin?</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11737299041http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11737299041Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:31:45 -0400mordor<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt7dyvbN901qjsj02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It seems like whipping it should always be considered</p>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11566144611http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11566144611Mon, 17 Oct 2011 05:20:55 -0400devowhip it<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt0k9nQAy71qjsj02o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11398686772http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11398686772Thu, 13 Oct 2011 12:53:47 -0400cookie monstermost interesting man on earth<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsffufaY2s1r44yuko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11349039126http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11349039126Wed, 12 Oct 2011 05:10:31 -0400weedmcdonalds<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsccz4Xuot1qb0usko13_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11268753038http://thelightfromacake.tumblr.com/post/11268753038Mon, 10 Oct 2011 06:18:28 -0400